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(I CAN'T GET NO) SATISFACTION  

I’m ridin’ round the world,  
And I’m doin’ this and I’m signing that,  
And I’m tryin’ to make some girl, who tells me  
   "Baby, better come back  later next week,  

Can't you see I’m on a losing streak?"  
I can’t get no Satisfaction!  
I can't get no Satisfaction!  

Cause I try  (Oh, I  try)  
Yes, I try   (Oh, I try)  
And I try   (Oh, I try)  
And I try  (Oh, I try)  

I  can't  get no --  
Hey, hey, hey! That's what I say!  
 
 (I CAN'T GET NO) TREE TRUNK TRACTION

 Well, I'm prowlin' round the yard,
 And I'm a-huntin' this and I'm a-stalkin' that,
 Like the king of the jungle, not no pussy cat--
 But then some robin redbreast heads up a tree,

 And sits there laughin', lookin' down at me . .  
 I can't get no Tree Trunk Traction!
 I can't get no
Tree Trunk Traction ! 

 'Cause I tried  (Oh, I tried)  
  And I tried     (What a trip)    
  But I slip       (Lose my grip)  
  And I slide    (What a ride!) . . .

  I can't get no -- 
  Meow, wow, wow! I'm slippin' now!
 
  [ etc. . . . ]  

   
Lyrics above copyright 2003 Brad Burg

 



 

 

   



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