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Music comes up louder, and  Eleanor sings.  [ Click here to hear a demo* of the start of I Am Your Feline.]   [*With a male voice.]   I am your feline,    Your only feline.   I made a bee-line   straight to your heart        And I will be yours,    If you will be mine . . .    Yes, it's true, we two    Will never part . . ..     Vamp continues. Eleanor speaks over it again: ELEANOR: Sure, maybe that seems like a Tabby kind of thing; and there might be plenty of Toms out there who don't feel that way... OLIVIA: Or they're afraid to. I've met plenty of Toms who WANT to settle down. That's because they're really and truly sure of themselves. [Murphy's been silent up to now. But at this, he strides slowly across the stage, then stops. A pause.] MURPHY: Don't listen to 'em, pal. That idea -- "If you're really self-confident, then you'll be reliable and faithful and steady" -- that's DOG logic. JACK and DESIREE [Big, mock-horrified]:Oooh!  [ . . . and so on. The online sample pages of the script end here.]